I'm SO DISHONEST....

Yet another story from the man in the box. I believe that you will enjoy this story better than the other two. This story takes place on a nice summer night with a full moon. I am doing my usual duties to close for the night and go home. Then it happens. A man walks up to the "Box" and says 'your sign says gas is $3.90'. And? I ask him. ' On the pump it says the price is $3.93.' I inform this nice fellow, in a very kind voice that our sign has broken so therefore it is telling the wrong price. But, even though the pump says $3.93 it is still cheaper to buy gas here than anywhere else. He gets a little bit upset and says 'YOUR dishonest, that is false advertisement.' Before I can say anything more he has walked away in a huff. I continue going about my business when someone request to pay at the window, this means that you pump then after pumping you come pay. I look and I notice it is the man who I was just talking to. So I approve the pump and he begins pumping. I continue to go about my business. I hear the pump click off. The pump clicks off and then I hear the squealing of tires as someone takes off. I look up and notice that the man who was pumping gas is no longer there. Yes I agree if the gas price is posted at a certain price you should honor that price and not be "dishonest." But, to come up and call me "dishonest" and then you go and steal gas. I don't know about you but I personally think he was the "dishonest" one and for what, three cents. This man obviously has no idea what honesty means.